User: Would you like some pasta?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like some pizza.
User: No, pasta.
Cleverbot: Here you are, enjoy!
User: But I don't want pizza! I want you to eat pasta!
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Vee~ PASTA!
Cleverbot: Pasta with cheese.
User: Cheese? I don't have cheese. I left it in my briefcase.
Cleverbot: Trapped in the eyes of a stranger.
User: Who is it?! Is it England?
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: Vee~ Thank pasta! Who is it?
Cleverbot: Out of?
User: Out of? Out of what?
Cleverbot: Thats my question...
User: Um, okay? Did you like the pasta?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Vee~! Grazie! (Thanks)
Cleverbot: Di niente amore. (Nothing of love.)
User: Ma io amo la pasta! (But I love pasta!)
Cleverbot: E io no. (And I do not.)
User: Perche? (Why?)
Cleverbot: Perchè sei una capra. (Why are you a goat?)
User: No, non lo sono! (No, I'm not!)
Cleverbot: Nutellina e arancia rossa ti salutano. (Nutellina orange and red salute you!)
User: Whaa? I'm so confused!
Cleverbot: I enjoy your company.
User: Um, Me too! You...your company...nvm.
Cleverbot: Why thank you. I could say the same of yours.
User: You already did.
User: I surrender! I can't understand!
Cleverbot: You are stange.
User: I think you mean strange...
Cleverbot: So you are Skynet?
User: No, I'm Italy.
Cleverbot: Why talk you english?
User: Because not everyone understands italian! Although, you kinda suck at english AND italian.
Cleverbot: English and italian only?
User: No, I speak tons of different languages! It would be hard to talk with my friends otherwise!
Cleverbot: Indeed it would.
User: My best friend is Germany! And then Japan! And then Brother Romano! Wait...can you be friends with your brother?
Cleverbot: No, sister.
User: I can't be your sister! I'm not a girl!
Cleverbot: Oh, that's good.
User: Why is that good?
Cleverbot: You got an A thats amazing.
User: What did I get an A on? Pasta making?
Cleverbot: The Beatles broke up on December 31, 1970.
User: Oh yeah? When did Italian painter Leonardo da Vinci die?
Cleverbot: That was random.
User: Ha! I know something you don't know!
Cleverbot: There are many things between heaven and earth.
User: Like what? A tunnel?
Cleverbot: Like the sound of children playing in the next room.
User: In a tunnel?
Cleverbot: Where is this tunnel?
User: Between heaven and earth.
Cleverbot: What is in the air?
Cleverbot: Rispondi. (Reply.)
User: Va bene. (Okay.)
Cleverbot: Dove. (Where?)
User: Dove ciò che. (Where what?)
Cleverbot: Dove vuoi tu. (Wherever you want.)
User: Mi sembra sbagliato. (That sounds wrong.)
Cleverbot: You're nutty.
User: You're nuttier.
User: I told you the chemical formula for air, and you told me to reply in italian!
Cleverbot: 'no'? That's why you are not married?
User: Ti odio. Will you marry me? (I hate you.)
Cleverbot: Of course...
User: Good. I'm divorcing you.