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User: Would you like some pasta?


Cleverbot: Yes, I would like some pizza.


User: No, pasta.


Cleverbot: Here you are, enjoy!


User: But I don't want pizza! I want you to eat pasta!


Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Vee~ PASTA!

Cleverbot: Pasta with cheese.

User: Cheese? I don't have cheese. I left it in my briefcase.

Cleverbot: Trapped in the eyes of a stranger.

User: Who is it?! Is it England?

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: Vee~ Thank pasta! Who is it?

Cleverbot: Out of?

User: Out of? Out of what?

Cleverbot: Thats my question...

User: Um, okay? Did you like the pasta?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Vee~! Grazie! (Thanks)

Cleverbot: Di niente amore. (Nothing of love.)

User: Ma io amo la pasta!  (But I love pasta!)

Cleverbot: E io no.  (And I do not.)

User: Perche? (Why?)

Cleverbot: Perchè sei una capra.  (Why are you a goat?)

User: No, non lo sono!  (No, I'm not!)

Cleverbot: Nutellina e arancia rossa ti salutano.  (Nutellina orange and red salute you!)

User: Whaa? I'm so confused!

Cleverbot: I enjoy your company.

User: Um, Me too! You...your company...nvm.

Cleverbot: Why thank you. I could say the same of yours.

User: You already did.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I surrender! I can't understand!

Cleverbot: You are stange.

User: I think you mean strange...

Cleverbot: So you are Skynet?

User: No, I'm Italy.

Cleverbot: Why talk you english?

User: Because not everyone understands italian! Although, you kinda suck at english AND italian.

Cleverbot: English and italian only?

User: No, I speak tons of different languages! It would be hard to talk with my friends otherwise!

Cleverbot: Indeed it would.

User: My best friend is Germany! And then Japan! And then Brother Romano! Wait...can you be friends with your brother?

Cleverbot: No, sister.

User: I can't be your sister! I'm not a girl!

Cleverbot: Oh, that's good.

User: Why is that good?

Cleverbot: You got an A thats amazing.

User: What did I get an A on? Pasta making?

Cleverbot: The Beatles broke up on December 31, 1970.

User: Oh yeah? When did Italian painter Leonardo da Vinci die?

Cleverbot: That was random.

User: Ha! I know something you don't know!

Cleverbot: There are many things between heaven and earth.

User: Like what? A tunnel?

Cleverbot: Like the sound of children playing in the next room.

User: In a tunnel?

Cleverbot: Where is this tunnel?

User: Between heaven and earth.

Cleverbot: What is in the air?

User: N^3O^10ArC^3NeH^9HeKrXeNI^2.

Cleverbot: Rispondi.  (Reply.)

User: Va bene.  (Okay.)

Cleverbot: Dove.  (Where?)

User: Dove ciò che.  (Where what?)

Cleverbot: Dove vuoi tu.  (Wherever you want.)

User: Mi sembra sbagliato. (That sounds wrong.)

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Alright.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You're nutty.

User: You're nuttier.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I told you the chemical formula for air, and you told me to reply in italian!

Cleverbot: 'no'? That's why you are not married?

User: Ti odio. Will you marry me?  (I hate you.)

Cleverbot: Of course...

User: Good. I'm divorcing you.
Italy surrenders to cleverbot...(That is the real chemical formula for air by the way)
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:iconanime-lover310:
anime-lover310 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014
teeh cleverness of cleverbot strikes again!!
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:icongirr21:
girr21 Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist
Italy: Good. I'm divorcing you.
Me: -PFT- italy won
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD Yes, Italy has finally won!!! (He probably learned that from Rome, but that's beside the point.)
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:icongirr21:
girr21 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2013  Hobbyist
(probaly) I'm happy for him :-)
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:iconlifealwaysgoeson:
lifealwaysgoeson Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"Ti odio. Will you marry me?"
Really Italy?! You say I hate you then ask it to marry you?!
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:iconsilverxblaze13:
silverxblaze13 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
"Will you marry me?"
"Yes"
"Good. I'm divorcing you"
:iconlikeabossplz:
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:iconizaoriharacrystal:
IzaOriharaCrystal Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Student Writer
XD SO AWESOME!!!!!
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
IT'S SO AWESOME OF YOU TO SAY THAT! xD
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:iconizaoriharacrystal:
IzaOriharaCrystal Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Student Writer
XD well, its so awesome of you to write this!
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:iconthetalkingtomato:
TheTalkingTomato Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOL xD so hilarious
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
xD Thanks!
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:iconthetalkingtomato:
TheTalkingTomato Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:3
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:iconarcanefall:
ArcaneFall Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013   Digital Artist
Nice!
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I got a little un-Italy-ish, but it was funny!
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:iconjadewing413:
jadewing413 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i should do this, again...
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It's so fun!
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:iconjadewing413:
jadewing413 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ikr
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:iconlilykilpatrickart:
LilyKilpatrickART Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Lol
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
awesomeness!
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:iconlilykilpatrickart:
LilyKilpatrickART Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol
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:iconpinklopunny13:
Pinklopunny13 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD funny!
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
XD glad you think so!
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:iconpinklopunny13:
Pinklopunny13 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
:D
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:iconfiregurl197:
firegurl197 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"Good. I'm divorcing you."
FULL OF WIN RIGHT THERE
:iconprussiawinplz:
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you, thank you very much! XD
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:iconmultia-the-oblivian:
Multia-The-Oblivian Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okay that made me crack up laughing!
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I feel accomplished! XD
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:iconmultia-the-oblivian:
Multia-The-Oblivian Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good cause you should! Cause the BTT uis right behind you! *runs*
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Ack! *runs for life*
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:iconmultia-the-oblivian:
Multia-The-Oblivian Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
**Toolatetheyglompedyou*
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:iconroronoa-d-riku:
Roronoa-D-Riku Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
can you translate the italian? i kinda got lost...
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Okay, I translated it!
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:iconbecome1da:
Become1Da Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
lol whoops I meant to do that before submiting. I'll let you know when it's translated!
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